Alex Terrgi here. I like toys that squeak when you bite them. They sound like I think mice or squirrels would sound if I could catch one. My human doesn’t like “squeakies” (that’s what she calls them) because she says they hurt her ears. So she gives me these things she calls “bones” except they’re not real bones, just pretend ones. I want a squeaky toy!
My human writes poems she calls haiku. She seems to like them, so I thought of a haiku just for her. Here it is:
give your dog a toy
dogs get bored just like you
chew your own bones