My human does yoga. She sits on the floor and stretches and twists her body. She does one pose called “downward dog” but trust me, she looks nothing like a dog. She does another one called “the cat” and she does look a little like The Cat – but I don’t like The Cat, so this is nothing special.
Then she lies down on the floor and closes her eyes. Sometimes she breathes out in a hum that she calls the “bee breath” but she doesn’t sound like a bee to me. Then she gets real real quiet and just lies there. This is called “the corpse” but who’s she kidding? I know what death smells like, and she’s not dead.
Sometimes I sit on the floor by my human while she does this yoga stuff, but I don’t do it myself. I don’t need to. I’m always in a meditative state naturally.